Skip to main content

of crashes, clashes and explosions

lets not start off the year with apologies for not writing my blog etc. you already know the drill. something ludicrous happens, i write. something interesting, i might write. something 'nigeria only', i should write. anything else is just not worth my time...and i'm guessing you have better things to do as well.

by way of an update, nigeria is still there. just there, but there still. our president is still as clueless as ever, the world is still as surprised that we can still move on despite the odds, and the usual wranglings and attention seeking is hale and hearty. the other day on my way to work i heard that a few people went to a remote village and vandalized petroleum pipelines (the things poverty causes). as has happened a million times before, the pipeline exploded and there was a fire outbreak and they died. the only reason why this is even remotely intriguiging to me is the fact that we can even still have stories like this. over and over, year on year, we have heard of petroleum tankers falling and people rushing to scoop fuel until it exploded and killed them. we have heard of pipelines that explode and kill people. we have heard of ordinary citizens burnt to death cos their kerosene was polluted. you'd think by now, even monkeys would get the point: petrol is a volatile element, please avoid. but no.

and then there's this preacher called pastor tunde bakare. i won't even have any comment about him because i truly fear the bible "touch not" rule, but he is always saying something borderline treasonable. well, as a man of God he is probably slightly immune from social critique on his choice of words for a ruling government especially where the bible is clear on the whole "pray for your leaders" thingy, but i'd be damned if he doesnt have the most outrageous prophesies. so a few days ago he says there will be a change of government in 2014. as you know the next scheduled elections are to occur in 2015. the current president is hoping to take another stab at it (i tremble at the thought) and the only way the office would be vacant is if the president is impeached, or dies, or removed from office by a coup. did i mention that pastor bakare ran for vice president in the last election?  yeah, credibility issues for that prophecy.

the icing on the cake is the devastating year that 2012 turned out to be for many governors in nigeria. from the helicopter crash death of the kaduna state governor, to the comatose state of the taraba state governor, to the ill health of the enugu state governor, to the alleged afflictions of the cross river state governor and then the car crash of the kogi state governor...one begins to wonder if these are merely coincidental. as you all probably heard before now, the first lady has kept a very low profile since she returned from medical treatment in germany and word is she has been flown out again for an undisclosed ailment. many christians allude these happenings to the hand of God visiting the leaders who have held this nation hostage and are responsbile for the most stagnant era in our history. i just pray for them because when all is said and done, they are someone's father, brother and child. noone deserves illness and death.

so yeah, i hope y'all enjoyed your festive holidays and heres to a fantastic 2013. see y'all around peeps.

Comments

Myne said…
Your post made me sad, but it's very honest. Let's hope 2013 is better.
RQ said…
Thanks Myne. We can only hope.
Ginger said…
I shall reserve my comments cause they are mightily 'murderous' and join you to pray for peace.

*poverty will make people forget common sense. always. God bless their souls.
Public health outreach, education hasnt been done enough I think. Whose responsibility?

Popular posts from this blog

Of #MoreThanPlatitudes

Look at this picture. That's one of the children being rescued from a collapsed school building in Lagos, Nigeria. You don't have a be a parent and I won't pander to your better instincts. Tell me this is acceptable or should be allowed to occur again. The President sent condolence messages and the Governor visited the site then said the state emergency services will do all they can cliched response. the end. and people moved on. The heartbreaking pictures of the children pulled out half dazed with cement dust all over their little noses (Exhibit A) did not let me sleep last night. I have gone to drop a comment on the governor's pages on all social media platforms that we need #MoreThanPlatitudes 🚫❌ We need to hear what policy changes are triggered by the death of these babies. The Commissioner of Education must address Lagosians and set up a project team with the Commissioner for Works or Town Planning etc to undertake an immediate structural integrity test...

awards my big black...er...foot!

i'm hard pressed not to write about the nigerin blog awards but (i) it wont be fair to all my readers and people who took the time to vote for this blog (ii) i still don't understand my mental state when i decided to participate in it and (iii) i'm as bitter as a older wives meeting a new wife for the first time. to cut a morbid story short: i did not win a damn acknowledgement (much less an award). after all my toiling, having to degrade myself to the point of begging for votes from people who i really never wanted to know about my blog or read the contents thereof, after making people i hold in extreme high regard leave their daily activities and set out to vote for something so trivial, and aafter i waited ages for the darn result to be announced, i still didn't win a matchstick. i know there is something called graciously accepting the results of a competition when it doesn't go your way, but please. i'll probably never have a reason to spew out the diat...

of 31 things i've learned...

its my birthday on saturday, and its impossible for my dad to forget it now, cos everyone goes "oh, 9/11", "osama" etc...well thanks mr.bin-laden. like they say, any publicity is good publicity (just ask paris hilton if you doubt me). so i'll be 31 this year. nothing has changed so don't even ask. truth is, if i wasn't african, i'd be having a blast and be super excited. but as a nigerian, the only benchmark of success is being married, and so far, so not happening yet. but hey, like they say, never say never! i always baffle at people hiding their ages. growing up, even kids as young as 18 would rather be hanged on a stake upside down than tell you how old they are. i thought that maybe when i grow up, i'll appreciate why i shouldn't be so open about how old i am, but till now, no luck. i'm the first to tell people exactly how old i am, because like i always say, you'll find out when i die anyway so what da heck. i've heard peo...